I'm thinking.....

that there are probably a lot of alcoholics experiencing "hope" over at Beans Creek Winery.

Nothing beats relaxing on the beach and hearing these words...

Jack: I have to go poop.

Just hanging by the sink enjoying the odors...

when the bathroom door burst open and a women - in an obvious situation of major bowel distress - literally runs into the stall next to Jack.

The door barely closes when the fire works start.

%&*?!?@? *&%*&% EXPLOSIONS!!!!

*crickets*

There was a brief lull in her symphony...

It's at this that this moment I was never prouder as a mother...

Jack: EXCUSE YOU.

Again....

*crickets*


Jack is awesome and he has good manners too!