I just wanted to let you guys know....

If you happen to see someone drowning LOL!....then of course once you get your laughter under control call 911.

I'm thinking.....

that there are probably a lot of alcoholics experiencing "hope" over at Beans Creek Winery.

Nothing beats relaxing on the beach and hearing these words...

Jack: I have to go poop.

Just hanging by the sink enjoying the odors...

when the bathroom door burst open and a women - in an obvious situation of major bowel distress - literally runs into the stall next to Jack.

The door barely closes when the fire works start.

%&*?!?@? *&%*&% EXPLOSIONS!!!!

*crickets*

There was a brief lull in her symphony...

It's at this that this moment I was never prouder as a mother...

Jack: EXCUSE YOU.

Again....

*crickets*


Jack is awesome and he has good manners too!

HAS ANYONE EVER BEEN IN THIS SITUATION?

I smell something tragic floating in the air.
Eating your food makes you that way.
I watched that green cloud float across your face and I've never been this kept away.
In a way I know it's part of waking up but your aroma brings me down.
It's badder than I've smelled before and I know and you know can't no tic tac help you now.... See More
Cause I can smell you breathe washing over me and suddenly I turn away from you.
Theres nothing left to prove Baby all you need is listereen.
So if you think we're gonna touch I suggest you brush baby won't you get that blacked tarter oooooffff your teeth.
I can smell you breathing.
DON'T BREATHE

When asking for help always be very SPECIFIC as to what it is you are wanting help with...

The first 20 Years.wmv